Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,410 Points
Medals Earned: 12/23 (145/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/360 points)
Attempt to double jump
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (75/485 points)
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 8/18 (155/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
